The deed is done.
A little over two weeks ago I received my new cochlear implant. I had hoped to post sooner, but mine was not, apparently, a model recovery. While it was expected that I would be off work for one week, it turned out to be a bit more than that, and while the dizziness and nausea was supposed to pass in two or three days, mine lasted considerably longer. In any case, I am now back to work and gradually getting back up to speed.
As I recovered, I took a few notes in case others are interested in comparing their own recovery. I don’t suppose that many people will be interested, but my purpose in writing is so that those facing implant surgery might be realistic and not envision their recovery with rose colored glasses.
The surgery it self was easy. I slept through it. Afterward, I felt fine but was likely still under the influence of anesthetics and several pain killers as well as anti-nausea drugs. Once home, I slept most of the day. From my, now deaf left ear, I heard noises. I had read that I might experience ringing in my ears so I was curious what might happen. I did hear some ringing but also something like distant boat horns. Overnight I slept, but with a gigantic pressure bandage over my ear, along with the pain, I only slept about an hour at a time.
On day two I slept a little less. I heard ringing, but also a sound like wind in the trees before a thunderstorm. If I looked down (a bad idea) I heard a single tone like your audiologist uses in the soundproof testing room. My head hurt, but much of the discomfort came from wearing the pressure bandage. It was sort of like how your foot feels when your hiking boots don’t fit. As the meds from the previous day wore off my headache got worse.
On Day three the compression bandage had finally come off, which was great, but I stopped writing things down. Why? I felt like poo. I had been wrestling with post surgical pain, headaches, dizziness and nausea as expected, but also had a runny nose. Initially, I assumed that it had something to do with the implant surgery, but my wife (Patti) reminded me that two of our kids had been sick the week before and I might have picked up a bug on top of everything else. Regardless of the cause, aches and pains turned into a full blown, flat on my back, sick to my stomach, head-pounding migraine. During this time, Patti reminded me that my post surgical instructions were to keep moving and that the more I moved the quicker my nausea would clear up. The problem was that I felt too awful to do anything.
By Sunday (Day 6) I stayed home from church but was well enough to get up, shower, get dressed and go to my daughter’s high school graduation and then out to dinner with the family. It was a great day but I paid for it on Monday. I don’t know if I overdid it or if whatever bug I had rebounded, but I woke up with a headache again. After doing a few things in the morning, I ended up back in bed sick the rest of the day (headache, nausea, dizziness, etc.) and was again sick all night.
The good news is that Tuesday was better and by Wednesday I was back to work. At work I was still a little wobbly (not quite dizzy, but not really steady on my feet either) and by Sunday I was in the pulpit preaching. With hearing in only one ear I sounded weird to myself, but everyone assured me that they could hear and understand me just fine.
The oddest thing was the new sound that I hear in my left ear. Have you ever listened as you dragged a drinking straw in and out of a cup with a lid at a fast food restaurant? In one direction it squeaks, and in the other it makes a weird kind of ‘hoot’ sound. For days, whenever I walked, with each footstep, I heard that ‘hoot’ sound. Hoot, hoot, hoot, everywhere I went. Weird. Today, this has mostly stopped but I still hear it occasionally and while I continue to improve, I am still fighting daily headaches and just a bit of occasional dizziness.
Perhaps this isn’t exactly a textbook recovery, but that’s usually the kind of luck I seem to have.
I went in for my post surgical follow-up a few days ago and the doctor said that everything looks really good. He will see me again for my activation in three weeks.